Timothy Lavelle
Weather.....or not
You've seen the forecast. Rain, followed by snow soon, here in the PNW. But here's the GREATEST THING...We're MOVING!!!!

See, right after taking this picture, I went into our front yard, down the slope, and located a medium sized metal pot, gleaming, and a very little man named Patrick O'Leary, not gleaming. More than a little drunk. The pot contained old gold. Patrick contained a fifth of Bushmills Black. He spent long minutes trying to walk, then crawl, all the while singing "...they're magically delicious". He is sitting on the couch now, holding his head, while the dog just stares at him.
"Midgetly dellicious..." the dog thinks. The dog knows nothing of correctness.
We(e) are considering, now that we are gold-rich, moving immediately to Palm Springs, Tucson or Key West. Someplace warm and pretty wealthy so we can show off our new riches a bit but also, someplace very cool. I did get an immediate call from Portland, Oregon asking us to move there in order to support their goal...Keep Portland Weird. Love Portland but looking for warmer climes.
So, we need your suggestions. Where can we be rich, warm, cool and 'weird'. It has to be a place that accepts tiny people like Patrick, because he says we must feed and care for him now. We will accept your own bucket-list type suggestion of a place to live the next phase. Where would you go??
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