Joseph D. McCarthy
Thank goodness I saved a couple of the old (Dec. 5th & 6th) Email notifications to the Forum; since I either haven't paid my dues - OR I have been removed from the notifcation list. I wonder if some of those who never make a peep had the same trouble.
But anyways, I received an Email from, I think a friend, and I am going to pass along part of it. So there.
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLIND AND CURTAIN TRUCK: Blind man driving.
SIGN OVER A GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
SIGN IN A PODITRIST'S OFFICE: Time wounds all heels.
SIGN ON A SEPTIC TRUCK: Yesterday' Meals on Wheels.
AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK: We repair what your husband fixed.
AT A TIRE SHOP: Invite us to your next blowout.
ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK: Let us remove your shorts.
IN A NON-SMOKING AREA: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
ON A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR: Push. Push. Push.
AT A CAR DEALERSHIP: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
IN A VETERINARIAN'S WAITING ROOM: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME: Drrive carefully. We'll wait.
AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST. SIGN ON THE BACK OF ANOTHER SEPTIC TANK TRUCK: Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises.
Good Night
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