Michael McLeod
Ah. He was the school disciplinarian. That's why the name rings a bell. I'm sure we had more than one encounter. And yes, Dave, I bet I was indeed part of the la tee da school luncheon escapade. As far as Fortcamp is considered: I remember doing something that drew Sister Estelle's ire. If I am correct she was a tiny little thing, right? Naturally I don't remember what she taught since I managed to get through those four years without learning much of anything. Anyway: She sent me, and I think one other miscreant, to see Father Fortcamp for whatever it was we did one day. And inbstead of shaking a finger in our face he gave us a lecture in the form of a metaphor. He said: You know, it's okay to speed a little bit if you are just keeping up with traffic. But you have to be sure to slow down if you are in certain areas where they have the speed traps, and you know the cops might be watching. Then he pause and asked us if we got the point.
I pretended like I did, so we could just get the hell out of there -- this was great, he was letting us off with some sort of weird ass lecture, who cared what the point was -- the point was we're not getting detention, let's bolt before he changes his mind. I was a little miffed at my companion. He was more honest, and said "Uh, no." So Fr. had to explain his point, which was that that there were certain nuns you wanted to tiptoe around.Looking back now I realize he was giving me credit for more common sense and self-control that I actually possessed.
What I remember most about the experience is being impressed -- shocked, actually -- that he was being reasonable, not just yelling at us, that he was trying to appeal to whatever shreds of common sense, however flimsy, might be rattling around in us. I was always surprised when I ran into any adult that conversed, rather than lectured, to me. It's funny how that impression -- that memory of being seen, being spoken to reasonably -- sticks with me -- while the particulars -- remembering exactly who that priest was until just now -- had long since escaped me.
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