Michael McLeod
Whoa. All this talk about protestants. I remember feeling obligated to convert them. I had a friend across the street that I harrassed as a grade schooler. I was convinced I was saving him from the flames of hell. To no avail, I might add.
Sounds innocent now, but of course, what you eventually realize is that know-it-alls are the cancer of our species; the reason why people start wars and burn witches. and that's as close as I'll come to speaking of current events.
But speaking of methodists, my dad was also one of those 'till he made the obligatory switch to marry mom. He would sing this song sometimes:
Sister Lucy, she had a golden chain
Sister Lucy, she had a golden chain
Sister Lucy had a golden chain,
and every link was just the same
No hiding place down there.
No hiding place down there (hallelujah!)
No hiding place down there (praise the lord)
I went to a rock to hide my face
and the rock cried out: "oh, what a face!"
no hiding place down there.
There was also a verse that went:
Of all religions I profess
Of all regions I profess
Of all religions I profess, I must profess a methodist
No hiding place down there.
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