David Mitchell
Man this is gettin" good!
You people have no idea how many plates of crackers and cheese, bags of pretzels, or peanut butter and jelly sadwichces I've had to munch down these last few days to keep my lips from flapping in the direction of,,,,of,,,,, well, damn,,,,,, kinda forgot what it was that I am against here. (They say the first thing to go is the memory) I know I must have an opinion on all this. Just can't rememeber what it might be.
Or could it be that like so many arguments (as in my earlier arguement about gun contol) there may be some truths on both sides? And compromise (partial soliutions) may be better than arguing till we're blue in the face, and then "resolving' to do nothing at all. With all that great school learnin' we got from those devoted Dominican Sisters, you'd think we could use our powers of reason to work something out. I think the whole world should be reading to our Forum page. (maybe Janie could figure out how we could monetize admission to the page and let that pay for our parties)
Everybody's got an opinion - especially if you are a guy! Somebody called that "Man Answer Syndrome". I mean like we guys got an answer to everything - I mean EVERYTHING! (even if your wife didn't need one more blinking answer - we've got one anyway)
Most of us are good at being idealogues. WE are all definately RIGHT and the rest of you are wrong "fer shure!" Got that?
And this may be the hardest thing to swallow for us members of the iluminatti (Nina, spelling?) - somewhere betwixt all this idealogy and dogma, there are often thousands of little facts that might fall somewhere in between - God forbid! I havent' run into many things in life that fit what I call the "all of none" syndrome. Outside of Sister Norbertine's algebra class, I can't think of too many solutions to life's problems that are either 100% right or wrong.
Now see there - My "vocal chords" seem to have recovered. Here'a a taste of that "give and take".
It is considered that the "methane gas" from the mamouth sheep herds in New Zealand do as much or more harm to the ozone layer than any other single source. If you don't beleive air pollution is a health hazard, you should have lived in Denver in the 70's and 80's. We called it "the Brown Cloud" and it was an amazing thing to see as you drove back down into it from up in the mountians. And it got so bad at times it annoyed your breathing. We once had more registered automobiles than licensed drivers. And try telling folks from Norfolk Virginia that the seas aren't rising - you may get laughed out of the local Diner - if high tide hasn't closed it for the day - again.
Wind Energy has brough a lot of good jobs to Iowa. And "Sodium" batteries may end up putting lithium batteries back in the closet. Change may be our only Constant!
Joe Kennedy raised his boys in his own image. He was an Irish Catholic "Southie" thug just like my dad's great uncles, and they all learned to fight dirty, steal, and cheat. He brought his "Lady Friends" home to the house in front of Rose and the children. (ha, and I used to think Gary Hart was arrogant). Talk about giving an example? What's so different from Hollywood sexual assault culture?
General Curtis Lemay was not cut out for politics. But he was the genius who made the change in altitude for bombing runs over Japan that changed the outcome of the war in the Pacific. His own commanders thought he was nuts, until the results quickly began to improve.
But if it please the court, my final two absolute truths are as follows:
A) Any friend of Zorro's was a freind of mine.
B) Annette Funicello made me dread going to confession more than any other temptation in my life. I would have offered my left thing-a-ma-jig to be either Spin, or Marty.
Oh, I think I need anothr peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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