David Mitchell
Joe, (and Frank - the question was asked BY Joe not me).
Which day the sabbath?
It is clear now through the expert assisance of Biblical scholars that God had a preference for football over spear throwing, chariot racing, goat offering, fatted-calf slaying, idol worshipping, and ram's horn blowing. His favor toward anything with the skin of a pig is well documented. (He was once good friends with Woody Hayes - sure you've all hear that old story.)
But over time His interest evolved toward a more professional level of the game. The NFL saw the light, and were given a secret tablet, on which they were proclaimed sovereign over all of our Sunday afternoons. The Old Testament takes us through God's early devotion to His chosen people, the Cleveland Browns, and then of course the New Testament gave us the New Orleans Saints.
But in my own "spiritual rebirth" into the lost tribe of Elway, I became aware that God has truly revealed Himself to be a Bronco fan, and that all others will be cast into a firey pit,,,
,,,,,and that Saturdays are for mowing the lawn.
Verily, I say unto you, this very evening the (NY) Giants will be slain in the Valley of "Mile High", and there will be the wailng and the gnashing of teeth.
Repent --- the end is near!
Can I hear an Amen!
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