David Mitchell
Among the many guests at Willy's 90th was a retired 84 year old Kris Kristoferson, who I beleive was helped accross the stage by Roseann Cash.
If you havent heard this one about Kris, it's another good one. Kris Kristopherson was a golden gloves boxer and became a Rodes Scholar at Oxford. He later entered the Army and became an Army Ranger, reached the rank of Captain, then became a Huey pilot, and flew in Vietnam (didn't we all?).
Later, while he was in the National Guard, he actually stole an Army helicopter and landed in Johnny Cash's yard to get his attention to sell Cash a song. I think it worked and Johnny eventualy recorded "Sunday Morning Comin' Down".
Why the hell didnt I think of that?
(from the look of the package he is holding (parachute jump gear), I'd say this was at Fort Benning, in "Jump School" - required to become "Airborne", then a "Ranger" or a Green Beret. And I think Benning is the only "Jump School" in the free world, and functions also as training for other nation's paratroopers.
And by all accounts - absolutely gruelling! No thank you!)

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