David Mitchell
Okay, enough of this waxing and whining about the bevity of our Sunday Night Love Fest.
I have an idea. We could really do this much more often. Maybe even make it a continuous running event. Welcoming travelers passing through or dropping in from wherever.
First, we erect a sort of a tent city in Clare's driveaway. (Note: Residents of Portland Oregon, Los Angeles, San Francisco, or many other large metropolitan areas will be familiar with this "concept"). And I'm sure Clare and her family won't mind (no, not much).
Then we bring in a couple of porta potties - there are companies that rent these out to customers and handle the replacement when full. We could have them placed out near the beginning of her driveway, so they are not too close to the tents. I'm sure Clare and family won't mind this either, nor will her neighbors,,, right! I mean, having them sitting out in the short end of her driveway, right out in front of the whole world surely wouldn't cause any concern. And we would leave Clare's family a couple of the closest parking spaces at the curb near the driveway entry.
We could (probably) call on our respective parishes to drop food, medical, and toiletry items - perhaps rotating the duty in a daily sequence that allows all of them to participate. I mean who could refuse us? After all, weren't we once the darlings of those hallowed halls, from St. Francis on the southern border, to St. Mike's on the north (or would it include St. Mary's in Delaware?) - and clear across that vast foreign expanse west of the Olentangy - where those "rich kids" lived - you know - the ones who had full baseball uniforms in 8th grade - compared to our (OLP) caps and T-shirts. Those parishes certainly "owe" us some form of gratitude for all the fame and glory we once brough them. Don'cha think?
And we could add some background music. Somebody could bring their Cassette or 8-track player and play Ricky Nelson and Breda Lee all night. Heck, throw in a couple of songs by "The Diamonds" and I'm there. Maybe out of respect for the neighbors, we should cut it off by about 2:00 am.
And did I forget anything? Oh yeah,,,, B.Y.O.B.
So Clare, when do you think we could start the project?
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