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John Jackson
Dave, I consider myself an expert on the “metaverse” since I heard about it all of a week ago when Zuckerberg announced to the world that Facebook was changing its corporate name to Meta.
My extensive research (which consists of reading several sentences in news releases) is that Facebook envisions the metaverse as an even more “immersive” online experience of Facebook and its sister offerings (Instagram, WhatsApp, etc). But I also know that key to making their offerings more immersive is a company they bought named Oculus Rift that makes augmented reality headsets that combine what you see around you with other very realistic enhancements that Facebook will offer.
This has the laudable goal of making Facebook users ever more addicted and happy to spend most of their waking hours consuming Facebook content and clicking on more and more ads. Sounds like a win-win, don’t you think?
But, as I frequently do, I will defer to Andy Borowitz who always manages to strike just the right balance:
Mark Zuckerberg Changes Name to Mother Teresa
MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—Mark Zuckerberg has legally changed his name to Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa confirmed today.
In an official statement, Mother Teresa said that he had changed his name to better reflect his mission of charity and kindness.
“The name ‘Mark Zuckerberg’ did not accurately describe my function: to be a force for good, spreading love and kindness throughout the metaverse,” he said.
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