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11/28/20 05:47 PM #8554    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

Joe McC.,

Yep, those are leaf type squirrel nests (as opposed to living in dens - holes in a tree). Looks like your area has an overabundance of them! You need more foxes, bobcats, coyotes and birds of prey to control them.

Jim


11/29/20 12:32 PM #8555    

 

Michael McLeod

From the New Yorker. Just in case you ever wondered why I pop off over here now and then.Though it may sound personal, ultimately, it’s not. Ultimately, it’s more important than that.

 

Presidents have always complained about the press. At awards ceremonies and journalism-school conferences, Thomas Jefferson is often remembered for his principled support: in 1787, he wrote to the Virginia statesman Edward Carrington, “Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate to prefer the latter.” Yet, by 1814, having endured the Presidency, Jefferson was not quite as high-minded, whining by post to a former congressman about “the putrid state” of newspapers and “the vulgarity, & mendacious spirit of those who write for them.”

You could hardly blame him. How would you like to read that one of John Adams’s surrogates has branded you a “mean-spirited, low-lived fellow”? No President escapes scrutiny or invective. In 1864, Harper’s listed the many epithets that the Northern press had hurled at Abraham Lincoln: Filthy Story-Teller, Despot, Liar, Thief, Braggart, Buffoon, Monster, Ignoramus, Scoundrel, Perjurer, Robber, Swindler, Tyrant, Fiend, Butcher, Ape, Demon, Beast, Baboon, Gorilla, Imbecile.

Donald Trump began his career convinced that reporters, once exposed to his myriad charms, would be willing stenographers of his story. He learned to elevate himself, his brand, and his interests largely by supplying the New York tabloids with a ready-made character, a strutting snake-oil salesman who provided an unending stream of gossip-page items about his personal and commercial exploits. It was of little concern to anyone that these items were, in the main, preposterous. Occasionally, investigative reporters, profile writers, and the courts would look more deeply into Trump’s swindles and business bankruptcies, but, as long as he skirted total ruin, he seemed to think that even his bad press added to his allure.

Trump’s relationship with reporters inevitably changed when he shifted his occupation to the command of the federal government. First as a candidate, and then in the early days of his Presidency, he discovered that the press was a variegated beast; Cindy Adams and Maggie Haberman were not of the same stuff. He could still depend on toadying support from some quarters, particularly the editorial holdings of Rupert Murdoch and emerging properties like Breitbart and Newsmax; however, he was now getting a more scrupulous going-over from what Sarah Palin had called “the lamestream media.” Trump craved the acceptance of such institutions as the Times and the Washington Post, but he knew that his base loathed them. And so he would loathe them, too, while at the same time declaring a new, Trumpian reality, constructed of what his adviser Kellyanne Conway memorably called “alternative facts.”

On his second day in office, Trump sent his press secretary, Sean Spicer, to the White House briefing room to con the nation the way he had conned the tabloids. The crowds on the Mall for Trump’s Inauguration, Spicer insisted, were unprecedented, despite the evidence to the contrary. A few weeks later, as news coverage further nettled Trump, he took to Twitter to declare that CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, and the Times were “the enemy of the American People.” The resonance was clear. In the Soviet era, to be branded an “enemy of the people” was to await a boxcar to the Gulag. Even the U.S. Senate, whose Republican majority would prove so unfailingly loyal to Trump, seemed alarmed. In August, 2018, the Senate passed, by unanimous consent, a resolution attesting to “the vital and indispensable role the free press serves.”

 

But Trump knew precisely what he was doing, and he never let up. During a meeting at Trump Tower, Lesley Stahl, of CBS News, asked why he kept attacking the press. “You know why I do it?” he said. “I do it to discredit you all and demean you all, so that, when you write negative stories about me, no one will believe you.”

Trump may have devoted more mental energy to his degradation of the press—through lawsuits, threats, and hundreds of tweets—than to any other issue. He called reporters “corrupt,” “scum,” and “some of the worst human beings you’ll ever meet.” And those words riled up his base, so much so that at his rallies reporters were often berated and menaced. Last year, the F.B.I. arrested a Coast Guard officer who had drawn up a hit list that included reporters at MSNBC and CNN, and an Army officer was arrested after allegedly conducting an online discussion in which he talked about blowing up the headquarters of a major TV network.

Trump’s assault on the press and his assault on the truth––he made more than sixteen thousand false or misleading claims in his first three years in office, according to the Washington Post’s fact-checking operation––have taken their toll. Where once American Presidents gave at least rhetorical support to civil liberties, he has given comfort to foreign autocrats, from El-Sisi to ErdoฤŸan, who routinely parrot his slogan of “fake news” and lock up offending journalists. Perhaps Trump’s most disgraceful act in this regard was his refusal to speak a critical word against the Saudi leadership after the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a columnist for the Post.

The costs at home are no less ominous. It is now estimated that one American dies every minute from covid-19. Every two or three days there is a 9/11-scale death count. How many of those people died because they chose to believe the President’s dismissive accounts of the disease rather than what public-health officials were telling the press? Half of Republican voters believe Trump’s charge that the 2020 election was “rigged.” What will be the lasting effects on American democracy of that disinformation campaign? Bit by bit, Trump is being forced to give up his attempt to overturn the election. But he will continue his efforts to build an alternative reality around himself. Now that Fox News has proved insufficiently servile, he is likely to join forces with, buy, or launch an even more destructive media enterprise.

As President, Joe Biden cannot battle the debasement of a reality principle in American life by executive order. But support for press freedoms ought to be a central element of his domestic and foreign policies. What’s more, the press itself needs to learn from the prolonged emergency of the past four years. Just as it must go on applying investigative and analytical pressure to all forms of power, including the new Administration, it cannot relax in calling out the deeply anti-factual and anti-democratic foundation of a movement like Trump’s. The stakes are high. Donald Trump may be moving to Mar-a-Lago, but he, and the alternative reality he has created, could be with us for a long time. ♦


11/29/20 01:02 PM #8556    

 

David Mitchell

Speaking of the "press",  I have just heard a fascinatig interview on Public Radio about how little was written or spoken about the "Spanish Flu" back in 1918. It was apparently almost forbidden to cover it  - at all. Almost all press coverage was about the War, and it was considerd "unpatriotic" to even mention the Flu. The Government forced restrictions on anyone who tried to speak the truth about how serious the threat was - especially on newspapers. I was unaware that Wilson had been sick with the Flu prior to th time he negotiated the end of WWI in Paris in 1919. I have heard it said that he was not fully mentaly well during those negotiations. 

What seems most intriguing of all is the fact that no one from that period ever talked about it. What the interviewee (is that even a word, Nina?) was saying was that we have almost no awareness of the severity of it, nor any of the gruesome details of how it was mis-handled. An incident where 8,000 American soldiers were put in a medical "camp" outside Little Rock with a staff that was completly overwhelmed and no public awareness of it at all. An the fact that many people died of starvation because no one would dare bring them food. These were just a few examples that the author mentioned in the interview.

I recall my mother being asked about it once. She was living in Chicago at the time and in (I beleive?) second grade. She said that when they came back from - either Summer vacation or Christmas break in 1918 (?) -  a quarter of her classmates were dead.

Apparently, the same sort of public silence existed in Europe. I'm left stunned by some of this author's findings.   


11/29/20 01:23 PM #8557    

 

David Mitchell

You will all be releived to know that I will be unavailbale for any further posts today.

As I write this, I am on a flight to Denver, where I will be picked up at DIA by one Mr. John Elway, and thence whisked off to Mile High Stadium - oops, sorry, I meant  "Empower Field" (or whatever name it has this month), to be briefed with a few new plays for me to use as I become today's starting Quarterback for my beloved Broncos.

After all, I know how to yell "Omaha, Omaha"  while sticking my hands into a man's crotch from behind, as well as anybody.

I am confident that a 72 year old man with Sarcoidoisis, both kinds of sleep apnea, and intermittent periods of vertigo will be able to handle himself with no problem at 5280 feet, especially with a bunch of prime conditioned professional athletes chasing him down and threatening to take his head off.

 

(NOTE; I am leaving my next of kin's addresses at the bottom of this form)    


11/29/20 10:40 PM #8558    

Mary Clare Hummer (Bauer)

This past Thanksgiving week was the 25th year since the passing of our dear friend, Christine Woodward. She was very sick but was able to get herself to California to spend her last days with her whole family.  Janie's going to add the obituary from Montana to her "In Memory" page. It's quite a nice tribute. I was thinking of her a few weeks ago during the discussion of the plenary indulgences. Back in the 80's she and I made a pact that whoever remained after the other one left had to say the prayers or meet the requirements immediately to get the one who died a plenary indulgence and thus get into heaven free card!!! 
๐Ÿ˜ท       Stay healthy.  Stay safe.  
Clare


11/30/20 11:01 AM #8559    

 

Sheila McCarthy (Gardner)

Clare: thank you for that lovely memory of Christine ...


11/30/20 11:02 AM #8560    

 

Michael McLeod

Thanks for that info about the Spanish flu Dave. I had my students compare pandemics for their term paper & wish I had heard that report so I could have told them about it. Term's almost over now.

And thank you, Clare, for reminding me of what a sweet soul Christine Woodward was.

And is, if that's how you roll.


11/30/20 12:14 PM #8561    

 

Mary Margaret Clark (Schultheis)

Thank you, Clare for the remembrance of Christine.  She is never far from my thoughts & always in my prayers.  If the plenary indulgence worked & she has passed through the pearly gates, I am sure she is sending those prayers to a soul in need! ๐Ÿฅฐ.

As we are reflecting back in time, I saw this posted today on Facebook.  I followed them religiously every Saturday morning:

HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU -- THE END OF AN ERA   
The young guns may not understand the meaning of this, but you will.  The Roy  Rogers  Museum in Branson, MO has closed its doors forever.  The contents of the museum were sold at a public auction.  Roy Rogers told his son, if the museum ever operates at a loss, close it, and sell the contents. He complied.  Note the follow-on article truly the end of an era.
 
Here is a partial listing of some of the items that were sold at auction:
 
Roy's 1964 Bonneville (Pontiac) sold for $254,500. It was estimated to sell between 100 and 150 thousand dollars. 
 
His script book from the January 14,1953 episode of This Is Your Life sold for $10,000 (EST. $800-$1,000).
 
A collection of signed baseballs (Pete Rose, Duke Snyder, and other greats) sold for $3,750.
 
A collection of signed bats (Yogi Berra, Enos Slaughter, Bob Feller, and others) sold for $2,750.
Trigger 's saddle and bridle sold for $386,500.
One of many of Roy's shirts sold for $16,250 and one of his many cowboy hats sold for $17,500.   
 
One set of boot spurs sold for $10,625. (He never used a set of spurs on Trigger)
  
His flight jacket sold for $7,500
 
His set of dinnerware plates and silverware sold for $11,875.
 
The Bible they used at the dinner table every night sold for $8,750.
 
One of several of his guitars sold for $27,500.
 
Nellybelle (the Jeep) sold for $116,500.
 
Bullet (stuffed) sold for $35,000 (EST. 10-15 K). He was their real pet.
 
Dale's parade saddle, estimated to sell between 20-30 K, sold for $104,500.
 
One of many pairs of Roy's boots sold for $21,250.
 
Trigger (stuffed) sold for $266,500.
  
Do you remember the 1938 movie The Adventures of Robinhood, With Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland?  Well, Olivia rode Trigger in that movie.  Trigger was bred on a farm co-owned by Bing Crosby.  Roy bought Trigger on a time payment plan for $2,500.  Roy and Trigger made 188 movies together.  Trigger even outdid Bob Hope by winning an Oscar in the movie Son of Paleface in 1953.
 
It is extremely sad to see this era lost forever. Despite the fact that Gene and Roy's movies, as well as those of other great characters, can be bought or rented for viewing, today's kids would rather spend their time playing video games.  Today it takes a very special pair of parents to raise their kids with the right values and morals.  These were the great heroes of our childhood, and they did teach us right from wrong, and how to have and show respect for each other and the animals that share this earth.
 
You and I were born at the right time. We were able to grow up with these great people even if we never met them.  In their own way they taught us patriotism and honor. We learned that lying and cheating were bad, and that sex wasn't as important as love. We learned how to suffer through disappointment and failure and work through it.  Our lives were drug free.
 

So it's good-bye to Roy and Dale, Gene and Hoppy (Hop-a-long Cassidy), the Lone Ranger and Tonto.  Farewell to Sky King (and Penny)and Superman and (Dragnet) Sgt Friday.  Thanks to Capt. Kangaroo, Mr. Rogers, and Capt. Noah and all those people whose lives touched ours, and made them better.  
Happy Trails... It was a great ride through childhood
  

P.S. Don 't send this to anyone under 50.... they won't understand!


11/30/20 01:12 PM #8562    

 

David Mitchell

Clare,

Sweet memory, but Don't ya think she went straight there? 


12/01/20 12:01 AM #8563    

 

David Mitchell

Meant to post this right after David's salute to Clare's Culinary artwork.




12/01/20 09:48 AM #8564    

 

John Jackson

Great Song, Dave.  I'm a huge fan of Pattty Griffin.

 

 


12/01/20 11:11 AM #8565    

 

Mark Schweickart

I was unaware of Patti Griffin in general and this song in particular. Dave, thanks for sharing that. Really nice. It makes me want to say, "Woo hoo. we're back to sharing music instead sharpening our political knives. Maybe the good times are coming after all. Maybe there is actually some some light at the end of this dark political and covid-ridden tunnel we have been in."

This sentiment got me thinking the other day about the phrase, "Le bontemps viendra," which is something I picked up when doing research for a play I was attempting to write about John and Jessie Frémont a few years ago. For those of you who forget your junior year French, this means, "The good time will come."  Some of you were kind enough to read this play I wrote, so the song below will make more sense to you than to others, but I think it is self-explanatory enough, at least I hope it is.

Here's a little back story. Jessie Benton Frémont was the 19th century daughter of Senator Thomas Hart Benton, and wife of John C. Frémont, who was the Pathfinder explorer of the West, a key figure in the conquest of California (only to be tried for mutiny), an accidental Forty-Niner gold miner who struck it rich, the Republican Presidential candidate in 1856, and a U.S. General during the Civil War, among other things. Jessie's life was beset with many dark challenges while keeping up with her husband’s adventures, challenges which were overcome because she and John had a resilient sense of optimism, and a deep commitment to each other. This song is an attempt to depict a few of those dark moments as well as to celebrate the enviable connection they had.




12/01/20 01:13 PM #8566    

 

David Mitchell

Repeating myself here from two years ago;

I still think Mark's story about Jessie Fremont is one of the single best pieces of writitng I have ever read. If I recall correctly, I said something like this at the time, "After a while I was no longer reading the words, they were simply speaking to me from right off of the page." 

Then I followed with something like, "If you don't find a way to commerialize this and make some money off of it, I will come after you with a big stick."  I suggested turning this into a live stage play and casting a well-known actress to play the roll and then sit back and watch people line up around the block for tickets. 

Hope this comes to pass for you Mark.

 

BTW, here is a "cancelled" copy of the 5-cent Trans Missippi Issue from 1898. That's Fremont standing on the peak (some think it's Pike's Peak???)  You remember when we used stamps with glue on the back - and you licked then before you stuck them on the letter - and the Post Office "stamped" a cancellation mark on them?  Some collectors specaillize in used stamps with fancy or unique postal "cancellation" marks. 

Sorry I have somehow botched the photo - ( for the 4th time!!!

 

 


12/01/20 01:27 PM #8567    

 

David Mitchell

That 1898 "Trans-Mississippi "Series of stamps is still considered one of American collectors all-time favorite series. The artwork is simply magnificent. It depicts scenes from the expansion of the American West. It was only the second series of "commemoratives" printed by the US Postal Service. And that 5-cent blue stamp (with Fremont) is one of the more popular of the series.  

I still have a handfull of most of these. (can't seem to get my grandkids interested. It seems if it's not a video or on a tablet, it's of no intertest). I have my dad and my grade-school buddy, John Jackson to thank for  feeding my interest in a hobby that tought me most of my geography and a ot of my History. And it was just darned good fun.

Here is the entire series;

 


12/01/20 01:50 PM #8568    

 

David Mitchell

p.s.

Stamp Collecting did nothing for my interest in Math. I had to turn to Baseball for that. I developed an insatiable interest in daily recalculations of my favorite player's batting averages, and my favorite pitchers ERA's. I actually would take the past week's published batting averages and add in each of their new daily totals from the latest games box scores, so I could have an up to date calculation - every single day. 

You might say "Dave was my name, but fractions, decimals, and long division were my game."

Ahh yes,,,, the wonderful world of OCD. (should I blame the Dispatch sports page editors for this "condition"?) 

 

And then suddenly, two new words entered my world and changed everything!

Those two words were Lucas, and Havlicek!

Goodbye Columbus Jets. So long Joe Hill and WMNI radio.

A whole new world!


12/01/20 02:16 PM #8569    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

Dave et al.,

 Although I am neither an historian nor a stamp collector, Col John C. Fremont was, indeed, responsible for seeing that the name of our famous mountain became Pikes Peak (and for English majors, there is no apostrophe in that mountain's name). Also, Zeb Pike never reached the top of his namesake. Although that picture on the stamp is probably meant to be Pikes Peak, the top of the Peak looks nothing like the artist's idea of what he painted. 

Jim 


12/01/20 08:25 PM #8570    

 

David Mitchell

p.s.

This may interest a few of you. On my post of the nine Trans-Mississippi stamps, that first one, the green one-cent stamp is titled "Marquette on the Mississippi".  He was the famous French Jesuit priest and explorer who I beleive Marquette University, in Milwaukee, is named after.

 

(One of my older sisters graduated from Marquette along with Patty Winchester, in a five hour-long graduation ceremony. They had scheduled two famous honorary diploma presentations but only one - some famous physician - was to give a full address. Nobody told the other guy he was NOT giving a full length speech so we had two very long speakers in an otherwise already long ceremony. The other guy's name was Bobby Kennedy. Awkward!)


12/02/20 01:54 AM #8571    

 

David Mitchell

Mark,

Your hope for a kinder, more gentle world is being realized as I write this.

Although China has landed on the moon, Georgia Trump supporters are maiking death threats againts their own Republican Governor and Secretary of State, and Lou Dobbs has entered the race with Rudy Gulianni for world's craziest person, a new hope for sanity has arrived on the scene.

Yes, despite Covid racing out of control, millions of homeless in our cities, racism running at an all-time high, millions losing their jobs, businesses closing, and Veterans living under bridges, one brilliant woman has emerged to save the world.  

Cher is traveling to Pakistan to save the world's loneliest elephant.  

Thank God for this woman. Thank God Almighty!

 

Better days to come? 

Only 49 days till the moving van arrives. 


12/02/20 02:14 PM #8572    

 

Mark Schweickart

Dave – Thanks for the kind words about my writing. Very nice of you. Although, I am afraid you will have to get out that big stick of yours and hunt me down because I haven't done anything to speak of with that project yet. But thanks for the encouragement.

As for Cher, you have to give her credit. At least now she has the funds to go chasing lonely elephants. Why it seems like just yesterday that she didn't have a pot to piss in:

Cher: They say our love won't pay the rent, before it's earned our money's all been spent
Sonny: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Sonny: Babe
Both: I got you babe, I got you babe

(I always thought that rhyme was worse than "pot...got". Back when I first heard this, I couldn't register that there was a comma in that sentence, so I thought Sonny was saying, "I guess that's so we don't have a...." Have a what? Without the comma it means they shouldn't have something, right? Therefore, back then I always thought he was saying, "...so we don't have a fought." Worse rhyme ever! Torturing "fight" into the past tense "fought" for the sake of the rhyme. Yikes. (And yes, I know, it should be a semi-colon there, not a comma.) But either way, I didn't hear enough of a pause, so it changed the meaning completely of "I guess that's so." Sonny could have just dropped the word "that's" and added "even" to make it  "I guess so; we don't even have a pot," and thereby save me fifty years of missing the point. Or I should say, missing the pot?  Or maybe, come to think of it, maybe he wasn't talking about a pot to piss in or pots and pans, but pot, as in marijuana. Oh, Sonny, you're blowing my mind. I have to stop now.


12/02/20 04:18 PM #8573    

 

David Mitchell

OMG! Not another English Major !!!!


12/02/20 05:38 PM #8574    

 

John Jackson

With pardons in the offing for Crazy Uncle Rudy Giuliani, the Trump kids, and so many others (including a self-pardon for Godfather Don himself), this might be funnier if it was only fiction.  From the Borowitz report:

 

White House Says Pardons Will Be Given First to Essential Frontline Criminals

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With fewer than fifty days until the Inauguration, the White House is facing the daunting task of distributing thousands of pardons to those who are desperately in need.

In an effort to insure an orderly rollout of pardons, the Trump Administration announced that the first recipients would be essential frontline criminals.

According to the announcement, essential frontline criminals include all White House staffers and Cabinet members who have spent the past four years receiving improper emoluments, destroying evidence, and subverting democracy.

“These essential criminals have risked imprisonment day in, day out, for the good of President Trump,” the White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, said. “They need to be immunized, so that they can continue their important work.”

 


12/02/20 11:22 PM #8575    

 

Michael McLeod

Thanks for the laugh, John. Better than crying.

On another front:

I seem to recall that a lot of you were fans, as I was, of The Queen's Gambit.

Here's an interesting take on it. I'm always intrigued by the difference between films and the novels they are based upon. This New Yorker writer, Sara Miller, has a very specific critique involving that difference in this Netflix series, which I loved, though there were a couple of episodes - the ones when she turned into a drunk - that I felt like I was slogging through. Anway I think the point made in this essay is an important one and I figured maybe a few of you would be interested in her point of view.

I haven't read the book  but after reading this I think I'll send for a copy. 

In the meantime I am putting on the brakes and decelerating from a long stretch as a news hound by re-reading The Hobbit, which is charming me all over again. 

 

I picked up Walter Tevis’s novel “The Queen’s Gambit,” from 1983, at Skylight Books, in Los Angeles, sometime around 2002. It was a staff pick, and the blurb on the blue index card taped underneath said something like “sleeper gem by dude who wrote ‘The Man Who Fell to Earth,’ about an orphaned chess prodigy addicted to downers—read this now.” On the cover, Michael Ondaatje, the author of “The English Patient,” said that he reread it “every few years—for the pure pleasure and skill of it.” I read it in two days, and over the years I have reread it probably a dozen times. From its first sentence (“Beth learned of her mother’s death from a woman with a clipboard”) to its last, it was my platonic ideal of a novel. I loved its respect for the fact that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line (“From the back row Beth put up her hand. It was the first time she had done this”) and how this general efficiency made its richer emotional and physical details stand out, like brightly wrapped Christmas gifts set under a sparse tree. “Do I have to care about chess?” people would ask when I recommended the novel. I promised them that anyone who has ever felt lost, rejected, or underestimated while nurturing a fierce, mute hope that something residing deep within them might somehow save their life would love this book.

Following its début in October, “The Queen’s Gambit,” according to Netflix, became the streaming platform’s No. 1 show in sixty-three countries and its most-watched “limited scripted series” ever. (The show also appears to be responsible for compounding an ongoing, pandemic-induced chess boom, as measured in online chess activity as well as sales of chess sets and accessories.) I began watching the day it came out. I felt a twinge of familiarity in the austere rows of metal beds in the Methuen Home—the orphanage where Beth lives after her mother’s sudden death—and in the matchy-matchy décor at the home of her adoptive mother, Mrs. Wheatley, in suburban Lexington. But I could not summon any similar spark of recognition for Beth herself. As Beth’s chess career took off, I was interested in where it took her—drab gymnasiums, then grand Midwest hotels, then grander international hotels—but I did not care much what happened when she got there. At the same time I was being given the gift of seeing this imagined world come sumptuously to life, it was also being taken away, and the reason for the sense of loss was obvious: Anya Taylor-Joy is way too good-looking to play Beth Harmon.

A complaint such as this one, about the beautiful performers who take the place of our ordinary book characters, is common, even tedious. The Web site TV Tropes has an entry devoted to Adaptational Attractiveness, wherein “someone who was originally fat, plain, or even downright ugly is played by a much more conventionally attractive actor.” (One writer has helpfully mapped adaptational attractiveness onto a spectrum known as the Fassbender Scale.) Hulu’s adaptation of Sally Rooney’s novel “Normal People” confused some fans who thought that Marianne, a bullied outcast in the book, was perhaps not most effectively played by Daisy Edgar-Jones, who probably spends her free time modelling. I agreed with this criticism a hundred per cent, but I also sobbed through the whole series, every second of Marianne’s pain piercing my heart like a dagger carved from the finest ebony, polished to match the shine of Edgar-Jones’s eyes and hair. I guess I’ve had enough really hot friends to believe that their relationships are just as tragic and confusing as anyone else’s.

Actors Are Too Hot Hill is a silly place to die, yet the acclaim for “The Queen’s Gambit” series, which stars an actual former model, has stranded me there, unable to descend until I have said my piece. Allow me to shout from my lone perch at its summit that Beth Harmon is not pretty, and there is no story about her that can be told if she is.

We know that Beth is unattractive because it is written down. It is one of the first things we find out about her, right after she arrives at Methuen. “You are the ugliest white girl ever. Your nose is ugly and your face is ugly and your skin is like sandpaper. You white trash cracker bitch,” her bully and future friend Jolene declares. Beth does not respond, “knowing that it was true.” Beth spends her girlhood in this lonely place, her only happiness learning chess in the basement and, when she can’t, playing chess games in her mind. When she can’t sleep or concentrate, she lies awake, tense, her stomach contracted, tasting “vinegar in her mouth.” Her homeliness seems, for a while, like destiny: she watches pretty girls get adopted out of Methuen as she remains there to grow up. At twelve, she finally finds a home with Mrs. Wheatley, who is both an arguably bad parent and just what independent, chilly Beth needs. She takes the shame of feeling plain into her new life, however: “Sometimes when Beth saw herself in the mirror of the girls’ room between classes, her straight brown hair and narrow shoulders and round face with dull brown eyes and freckles across the bridge of her nose, she would taste the old taste of vinegar in her mouth.”

Tevis mentions Beth’s ugliness too often for readers to imagine that it is just some routine, awkward part of childhood that slips away with puberty, like a boy’s squeaky tones settling gradually into a mannish timbre, or because some nice girlfriend—she has none, after Jolene—takes her to Sephora. Instead, Beth becomes reasonably attractive by learning to play chess and then excelling at it. The first moment that Beth is able to regard her reflection without disgust comes right after she wins her third tournament game. Some forty pages later, a chess player turned journalist named Townes tells Beth, “You’ve even gotten good-looking.” Toward the end of the book, Jolene herself, seeing Beth in magazines, declares, “You’ve lost your ugly.”

I’m not gathering these pieces of evidence to suggest that “The Queen’s Gambit” is a book about looks—it’s not like in “Clueless” when Alicia Silverstone yelps, “Project!” and we soon see dorky Brittany Murphy sporting a choker, hitting on guys. Here is the book’s most explicit mention of Beth’s physical confidence as an adult: “Beth was wearing a dark-green dress with white piping at the throat and sleeves. She had slept soundly the night before. She was ready for him.” Chess helps her to inhabit her body comfortably, and this allows her to play better chess. It’s the playing-better-chess part of the deal that really matters to her.

Beth’s transformation—not into a swan, exactly, but a better-looking duckling—doesn’t need to be mimicked exactly for the adaptation to work. The problem has to do with the fundamentals of storytelling, in the tradition of Syd Field or Joseph Campbell or “Save the Cat!”—the character has to want something. Book Beth’s want is as thick as the cheap wool sweaters she wears as a child while yearning for cashmere, as thick as the “cold, pale butter” she spreads on restaurant rolls and eats as an adopted teen, after a childhood of thin, institutional French dressing. Her addiction is a great, yawning want, at first for the warmth and safety that those green downers give her and, as an adult, for the freedom sobriety will give her if she can manage to ditch them. Of course, her greatest want, the one that thrums on almost every page, is to play chess—and then to be the best at chess. Early on, having been told that she is “phenomenal” at the game, she looks up the word. “The dictionary said: ‘extraordinary; outstanding; remarkable.’ She repeated these words silently to herself now, ‘extraordinary; outstanding; remarkable.’ They became a tune in her mind.”

When this tune starts playing in Beth’s mind, she is still at the orphanage; the tune is aspirational. Anya Taylor-Joy, however, is singing this tune from the moment we meet her—not as a secret wish that chess can save her from poverty, ugliness, and obscurity, but as a boast. Even as an orphan, in her sweet white nightgown, elbow-checking Jolene, smiling with sexy snideness, there’s no question that Netflix Beth will land on her feet. She walks into every room like she owns it. One signature move is tucking her chin into her chest, looking up at people with widened eyes—a disdainful miming of submission.

The scene in Tevis’s novel in which Beth goes to her first chess championship, having no idea how to conduct herself or what is expected of her, is re-created almost line for line in the series. “Do you have a clock?” the boy checking in players asks, and Beth says no. He asks, “What’s your rating?” and Beth replies, “I don’t have a rating.” Tevis’s book is uninflected in some ways, inviting the reader’s projections, but we have enough information to make some good guesses as to how unpretty, anxious Beth might deliver these lines. Taylor-Joy’s tone, though, is one of impatient self-regard, in this moment and most others. She doesn’t need chess to survive. She’s a confident girl who finds everyone annoying and wears great clothes and flies off to beautiful places to be weird around guys. If she didn’t play chess and weren’t such a bitch, it would be “Emily in Paris.”

The series actually begins in Paris, with Beth waking up drunk in a hotel room. If you novelized the series, rather than the other way around, it would begin something like this: “On awakening, Beth Harmon crawled out of a hundred-and-ten-gallon porcelain bathtub and, wet clothes clinging to her perfect form, slipped instantly on the Italian tile floor.” I might have kept reading, but I would have waited in vain for any indication that Beth needed someone to bear witness to her triumph. Drama happens, she wins, she loses, she takes pills, she stops taking them, she sleeps with this guy and then that one, someone dies—but there are no stakes. Watching the show, I kept thinking, This might be an interesting, dicey, and potentially moving situation for an orphaned drug addict obsessed with chess—and then Taylor-Joy would pout a little or balance her face seductively on her hands, or employ those enormous eyes as lizards employ neck frills. There’s not a single moment when I thought, Please let this work out; please let this go well; please let Beth thrive.

I don’t mean to suggest that Taylor-Joy is a bad actress. But she exudes mattering. The core of “The Queen’s Gambit”—a young woman struggling to matter at all becomes a great chess player—might be impossible for her to play. The series copies virtually everything from the book aside from its central tension. At the end, Beth sits down in a Moscow park across from an old Russian man and a chessboard. Instead of Tevis’s line, “Would you like to play chess?”, Beth issues a command: “Let’s play.” Why ask when you already know the answer? 


12/03/20 02:44 PM #8576    

 

Joseph D. McCarthy

It's almost that time of year.  So I thought a picture of where a Christmas treat comes from would be in order.

Many Citrus trees, like this Lemon Tree, are ripening at this time of year.

Joe

 


12/03/20 03:00 PM #8577    

 

Joseph D. McCarthy

Just received my December Aquinas newsletter and thought one particular paragraphh was of interest.

100 Years Ago

The 1920 graduates numbered 44, up from 30 in 1919.  The graduates increased to 49 in 1921 and continued to grow nicely through 1925 when graduates reached 96.  Of the 44 graduates in 1920, 13 became Dominican Friars and 1 became a diocesan priest.  The 1920 varsity athletic programs made progress from the previous years (footbal  2W 3L 3T,  basketball  4W  4L, baseball 4W 2L).  Father Martin Welsh, O.P. continued as president of Aquinas in 1920 ( 1916 thru 1923 .)  He was assigned to Providence College as Vice Rector from 1923 through 1931.  During the final years of Father Welsh's presidency, total enrollment was increasing significantly causing the start of discussions to add a new building.  The initial discussions were cancelled in 1921, but, in 1925, the 3rd Aquinas Building (now known as Aquias Hall) was completed.  The year 1920 inn the United States saw the passing of th 18th amendment (prohibition), the end of the Spanish Flu pandemic, and the beginning of the Roaring 20's.

Side note.  None of those sports losses were to Watterson.

Joe


12/03/20 03:03 PM #8578    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

"๐ŸŽถ Lemon tree very pretty and that lemon flower is sweet,    

        but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat ๐ŸŽถ." 

โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹(Can't remember who recorded that one ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽค - maybe PP&M?)

 

Jim 


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