Timothy Lavelle
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR......
Six thousand years ago, about, Chinese astronomers discovered that there was some thing magical about the universe at this particular time of year. The news was so momentus that they determined to pay a visit to and advise the ruler of the time, Foo the Elder. An infamous non-believer in global warming, walls and other things, Foo was known to his people as "Phooey" for his common response to most widely held beliefs of the day. When his scientific advisors sat with him and told him of the wonders of this date, that the universe was in a state of "Perfect Balance" he listened thoughtfully. Then he turned to his chief-of-agreement, Kerry Ahn, and stated his position. He spoke with a heavy Chinese accent. "Kerry" said Big Phooey, "these-a men are a-rying to me. I don't bereive them-a...do-a you"? "I bereive that I want to keep my new job, Emporer Phooey...so I bereive anything you terr me to bereive" was her measured repry, er, reply. Big Phooey condemned the advisors to death or having their brains scanned for troublesome (he pronounced it 'trubbersome' ) thoughts, whichever they chose.
It was into this very dangerous situation strolled the Emporer's only child, young 'Foo the Party' who had been out all night fullfiling his name. When he was told about "Perfect Balance" and the danger to the advisors he knew he had to do something, mostly because these were also the men who were the only ones with the secret knowledge of brewing. With the thought "A Foos gotta do..." in his mind, he offered to prove to Big Daddy that the advisors were correct. As you can imagine, this underlined the PO in Big Phooey. But pressing on, younger Foo asked for a fresh egg and promised to balance it on its end to show that the universe was in fact, in Perfect Balance...which by the way they all pronounced as 'Purfeck Bowrrance'. This sort of bowrrancing act was known as impossible thoughout the land and referred to in the Emporer's scrolls as "Fake-a News".
It took the young prince Foo quite awhile. He laid the egg on it side and let it roll around and find it "own spot" where it stopped rolling. Then he turned it on end and with great care and a bit of time, he balanced the egg. See the photo...tried to make it smaller but failed this time.
Big Phooey was so stupifed that when he lept off his throne to approach the egg he tripped on scientific fact, (hey, that;s how the story goes!) and fell on Kerry Ahn, sadry kirring them both. Although there were reports that Kerry Ahn slithered away and is still in hiding. "Unkirrable Kerry" is a child's horror tale in darkest Noath K-rea to this day
The court and the advisors immediately pronounced that there was a new ruler who believed in many things, but mostly "he believed he would have another beer"! He was affectionately known as "'Egg' Foo, the Younger" throughout his reign.
Really, true story. My mother taught it to me as a child including the art of balancing eggs in honor of Egg Foo. Trust me.....

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