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David Mitchell
Jim,
Thank God you posted those great shots when you did !
I had almost given up. I thought it was over. I really thought we had reached the end of our string. That we had said everything there was to say. That we had told every story, recalled every memory, and breathed our last breath of this crazy charade. And I got so depressed when I realized we would be assembling in Columbus for the 55th with absolutely nothing left to say. Nothing! That having said it all, we would only be able to sit there on our folding chairs, with our hands folded - fold your mind around that frightening thought.
And fold your teeth around one more of those cheese sandwiches (with the crust cut off please).
How horrid - except of course for those fortunate enough to have escaped the pull of this this evil vortex that Janie has foisted on us in the first place (those lucky devils). How ghastly?
* (you get these crazy ideas when you spend time in both "Portlandia" and Florida, all within the span of 60 days)
But then it hit me! We arent' going to be in Columbus for the 55th are we?
As I live and breath ! We are going to be at Donna's in Barcelona.
Oh joy! That will be cool. So refreshing! And no doubt it will inspire us to new highs in fascinating conversation. I can just see it now - Sangria from one of those chocolate fountain things - it just keeps flowing and flowing. Mike McLeod and I can lay under the edge of the table and catch the runoff while lying on our backs. And trays loaded with mountains of fajitas. (and Fred and I can sample the "guac" and bean dip to our heart's delight - wonder if they have "Lay's" brand dip in the big "B-town"? - And how do you say "bean dip" in Catalan anyway?).
And once we really get going, a Macarena contest in the living room. I wanna see Tim up there with Beth or Clare - whoo hoo - no canes allowed. Wow, it could get crazy! Just imagine the next day's Barcelona "Dispatch" headlines -
"Police surround building as gangs of drunken gringos sighted driving golf balls off some white girl's rooftop balcony. Hundreds of innocent civilians dash for cover as the little white "pelotas" rain down on the Boulevards below.
Oh, the Humanity ! (added later - Mark and Nina, you both missed my ommitted punctuation there)
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p.s. BTW Jim, do you ever get any nice shots of armadillos crossing over a scenic man hole cover at sunset?
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