Timothy Lavelle
Warning: what you are aboout to read will shock you. Sadden you. Change life as you know it.
I am calling for an investigation into the use of fake pictures on these Forum Postings. I believe a serious malfeasance has been taking place involving two of our (formerly) most honored Posters. I am asking that in the future they both be referred to as "Fake Poster A" and "Fake Poster B".
I am calling out Mike McLeod and Mark Schweickart as those two men who apparently find it acceptable to just simply lie to the rest of us. Please don't read any further unless you are cleared for adult language and subjects.
First, look at the picture Mr. McLeod (Defendant "Fake Poster A") uses with his posts. I have it on very good authority that the lady in this photo was an unsuspecting and beautiful woman McLeod met very briefly at a party in Las Vegas. Look closely at McLeod in the photo and you will see he is dangerously close to "one shot over the line" as he leers at us in the background. You can't see the selfie stick but it is clear that this is just one of many (MANY!) photos of various women, taken to show he could "Hook a good'n". I believe we may never know who this mystery woman is other than "Mike's Dream Gal".
As for Mr. Schweickart, isn't it blatantly obvious that on the day in question he stationed his son the photographer just a few feet away, ready to take a photo? Then he must have gone blundering through what appears to be a street party celebrating "Another Year Without Sliding Into the Sea" (big event in SoCal). Grabbing the best looking smiling woman before she could scream for help seems to have worked for him and thus we believe him to be partnered (as with "Fake Poster A", McLeod, as explained in detail above) with a beauty that rates way out of his league. Credit is due for a well-timed photo shoot but the outcome is still a fraud, Mr. Schweickart!
You guys should be ashamed. Both these mysterous women live in infamy - their pictures show them as happy and in love...I don't know much about love so that may be a false assumption on my part. If they knew that America's most discerning audience (WHS '66) were so totally taken in by these fake pictures, I believe we would be reading and hearing about them in the news instead of Trump n Stormy, Trump n DACA, Trump n Border Wall, Trump n Troops, Trump n Budget, Trump n Cabinet, Trump n Trade War, Funny Hair Trump, Trump n Obama, Trump n Ganley, Trump n Miralago, Ted Nugent/Trump n Ganley, to name just a few of the topics on offer.
This public service announcement was supposed to appear on the back pages of the Forum to soothe the sensibilities of some in this time of insanity. Somehow it crept it's way to this "general usage, not to offend anyone NO MATTER WHAT!!" page. Please do not get me started on "$18 Hamilton" and his "I wanna be-a Kangaroo Mommy!" picture...
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