Michael McLeod
It's interesting how some of the memories are attached to the hidden glens of our part of Columbus - Overbrook, Walhalla - though I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you, to hear about what went on in them.
Then again I'm in no position to judge. I was always getting into trouble, mostly in grade school.
I got to thinking the other day about the Omar Bakery distribution station that was behind our house on East North Broadway. Remember Omar? Remember a tv ad that went "Ma! Oh, Ma! Here comes the Omar man!" ?
Staples like milk and bread were delivered in those days. Don't know how common it was in the homes of that era but we even had, at the side of our house, beneath the kitchen sink, a rectagular metal cabinet, about the size of a small suitcase, that opened up from the outside so the milk man could deliver bottles of milk in the morning. Then I think my mom would leave the empty bottles in that little cabinet for him to pick up. And of course we had a coal room, too, with an opening for that pre-gas-and/or-electric-heating necessity, which was delivered through a chute in a basement window. I remember watching my dad shovel coal into the furnace every winter evening.
Anyway the Omar distribution warehouse, where the delivery trucks would go each day to pick up their orders of bread, rolls, and most importantly donuts, for delivery to the homes on their routes, was within view of my bedroom window. An 18-wheeler filled with fresh-baked items would arrive regularly, in the night, and back up to the building. And I watched from my bedroom outpost, and figured out the schedule, and would sneak over in the dark of night, when the warehouse was still vacant, squeeze in between the building and the back of the truck, and steal boxes of still-warm donuts.
I would tell my mom "the guys at the warehouse gave them to me." Sometimes she had me take a box down to the convent for the nuns at I.C., who never knew they were eating stolen pastries. That may even count against me as a second-degree sacrilege of some sort.
Those donuts, forgive me, were the best donuts I have ever tasted in my life. I never got caught. Don't think I ever confessed it, either. It's a wonder I didn't wind up in organized crime.
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