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Timothy Lavelle
Q. -- What is the name of the area where this was taken?
A. Columbus, Ohio??????
Q. -- What is the name of the body of water seen in the picture?
A. I need two guesses....a creek or a stream?
Q -- What large structure is just north of this picture?
A. A tree. This one was easier cause you can actually see the tree.....
So, for my prize, I want free medical care for life. JIm, you must have known that someone like me would go for the easy joke??
Alright. I mentioned to someone else that Mc'Lid...a name that I always thought would catch on at the local McDonalds Marijuana Shop...could turn a phrase with the best of them. BUT "...bas-relief plastic upchuck creation of his own in his personal collection of essential novelty items." ranks up there with some of the best that any of us could aspire to.
Fred, I no longer believe your last name is Clem. Maybe Chiacarella or Clementina or some other (pathetic attempt by me) Italian surname. OR, you have the world-renowned but sadly lost until now "History of Famous Columbus Italians" by Dino Cellini. I love your posts Fred.
So, just some other memories for the bonfire....Kennedy coming to Columbus and speaking on the Statehouse grounds. From the way my Mom looked at him, I believed all the stories years later. Did anyone but me get sent to the Y downtown to learn to swim? Ride city busses alone for fairly long distances (in 1950s or 60s measurement) by themselves to various events? I think maybe my folks were thinking maybe I'd get lost and they would have one less little Irish Catlicker to feed? No, not really.
An early memory is of a flood in Columbus. Maybe 53 or 54?? My Dad drove us down West Broad toward downtown (from the Hilltop) and there were still rings of ice sticking to the sides of telephone poles at 5 or 6 feel about ground level. That day Dad taught me the name "Bottoms" that you Big C folks now call Franklinton or some such? Talk about Urban Denial.
Saint Agatha was better than any of your schools. Really, I mean, you know that's the truth so please give up those grainy memories of "the northeast corner of Indianola and Beelzebub". Our boys were stronger and more handsome; taller with IQs exceeding 140 and our girls could out-cute Shirley Temple. Most of us rode either BMW motorcycles or brand-new (each year) Schwinns to school but some came in Mercedes. Most of us had Olympic style lap pools in our back yards, generally closer to the house than the shooting range or tennis courts. The food was far superior to anything that you had to eat, even at home. I recall the Friday repast with the top layer of the Macaroni and Cheese being the consistency of freshly prepared Bakelite. Best of all, when I started there in the sixth grade, we had Miss Clifford who was Jane's older sister and the very best looking single-female ever to teach young men and women. She was a stand-out looker when placed next to the Sisters of Doom. Or anyone else.
She became a nun.
...and the music died.
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