James Hamilton, M. D.
Folks,
This year we will all become septuagenarians; some of us are already there. Bonnie's post on the User Forum of this website attested to some of her milestone age memories on her journey to becoming seventy.
Last week I was at the yearly medical meeting of the Colorado Chapter of the American College of Physicians. This was the 40th one of these which I have attended. (Yes, although officially retired from treating patients, I still keep current on many aspects of medicine.) These meetings are much less formal than they were back in the '70's and '80's and I really do miss that formality. There are so few faces there these past years that I recognize from around the state as many of my colleagues from those old days have died. Each year now I do, more and more, feel my age. But that's O.K., I'm happy to experience each decade of life.
One of the sessions of that conference centered on the geriatric patient - yes, that's US!. When I was in practice those were the majority of my patient load. Now we are all most likely on some doctor's geriatric/Medicare panel.
Humor has always been a part of the practice of medicine and, if it were not, we would have all had problems maintaining our sanity on a daily basis.The best humor seems to also have an element of truth in it and several Power Point slides were interspersed in the geriatric presentation which I would like to share with all of you.
"Aging is a triumph, not a disease."
- Unknown
On Dreams: "I prefer insomnia to anesthesia."
- Antonio Tabucci
"By the time you're 80 years old, you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
- George Burns
"Patients are now living long enough to enjoy the benefit of superior medical care: Alzheimer's Disease."
- Jeff Klingman, neurologist
On Exercise: "To get back to my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."
- Oscar Wilde, dead at age 46
"Physicians pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into humans of which they know nothing."
- Voltaire, (1694-1778)
"Ultimately, life is disease, death, and oblivion. It's still better than high school."
- Dan Savage
Thus goes medical humor...
Jim
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