David Mitchell
Road trip?
I thought you all just made one clear across the river, all the way over to Clare's house. I know Keith must live all of 6 or 8 blocks from her house. But, according to sources I have on the inside, he managed to find his way. (He and John Jackson always were real smart about figurin' stuff out.)
Still jealous that I couldn't make it!
Hey, I got an idea. How about a road trip to the People's Republic of Bluffton? Or even Hilton Head - they got real hotels out there on the Island? And restaurants you can eat in sittin' down. But whatever you do, don't bring your golf clubs. We only got 'bout 35 courses in the immediate area. No sir, don't even dream about bringin' yur golf clubs.
(and whatever you do, "PLEASE don't throw me in dat briar patch")
And a couple o' Waffle Houses.
Why, I could take y'all over ta Savannah and show ya where Forest Gump sat on the park bench. And out on the local course at Colleton River where they shot "The Legend of Bagger Vance". And back up to Port Royal to see where they shot the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company scenes, and into Beaufort where Mary Ann could show y'all where they shot The Great Santini, The Big Chill, and The Prince of Tides. And we could stop somewheres along the way and order "shrimp and grits" - mmmmm deicious!
If you timed it right, come during the Beaufort Film Festival and May Ann might introduce you to a few of her former (Historic Inn) house guests, Andie McDowell, Blythe Danner (Film Festival board members), or crusty, angry Tom Berenger - you know, regualr folks like that. (if she's reading thi s she could probably add a few more names)
Road Trip? Yea that's it, a Road Trip! Drive South
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