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05/30/18 02:48 PM #3241    

 

John Maxwell

F-stops, my favorite is wide open, with the shutter speed set at bulb. Bob Berkermer would agree. The only caveat is that it must be pitch black. Then you may approach your subject with a bright flashlight an begin to paint. The longer you hold the light on a part of the subject the brighter that part of the photo will appear. If you have a flash attachment in your pocket, use it to flash yourself into the frame at various focal distances. Bring extra clothes to change into and create a surrealistic portrait of yourself appearing in various positions in the picture. I have used sparklers and colored gels for the light sources and have done some pretty cool pics. Most of which have been lost.
Two weeks ago I virtually died. While helping a mate repair his boat dock and fell into the lake. Needless to say, my cellphone was safely in my pocket. About 6 to 10 years of data disappeared forever. Hence, virtual death. I have spent the last two weeks phoneless. I mourned its passing and was inconsolable. Then I began to realize how pleasant the world had become without my obligation to that infernal device. I had a vision of myself ala Flave O Flave with an oversized cellphone chained around my neck. I have my replacement and am trying to catch up. All the codes, passwords, security questions, asking "who are you? Are you who say you are?" What a dance! Piece of advice time...when near water, make sure your device is sealed in a zip lock bag. No joke.

05/30/18 03:40 PM #3242    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

Jack,

Light painting photography is a very artistic technique that several of the professional landscape photographers whom I follow occasionally use to add an abstract element to their nighttime images. It can result in some quite beautiful and impressive pictures. If you retrieve any of your photos please post some for us to see. This is an area of photography in which I have not experimented although I have done some flash work of intimate landscapes and autumn aspens in the dark.

In regard to cellphones and smartphones, they are more addicting than heroin! Unfortunately, the darn things are so useful and a source of information at your fingertips that living without them is difficult. One of my pet peeves is that we are - and have been - training medical students to depend on them and ignoring training them to memorize/learn some fundamentals that have been standard in medical education for decades. Just wait until some terrorist pops of a device that produces an EMP that shuts down our communication and electrical grids!

Jim

05/30/18 09:51 PM #3243    

 

David Mitchell

Jack,

My sympathies! 

When I got my latest iPhone I acccidentally left it in my pants pocket when I put them in the washer. Panic!

I took it back to Verizon and they said they couldn't recover the data. Best Buy, same - same. My God, didn't we once get by beautifully without our very lives requiring our "data" to be restored?  At least I could claim that I had the cleanest iPhone on the block.

But I got lucky. I found this little hack shop up in Beaufort who said they thought they could help me for $79. I had paid for insurance on the phone, so for $99 Verizon sent me a new phone in 24 hours. And the shop was able to transfer all of it!  

Yes, Jim, we have all become slaves to conveneince. 

And Tim, I think Hell is overrated. Don't you agree? 


05/31/18 12:59 PM #3244    

 

David Mitchell

I know we are already past this very boring topic, but I just found this the other night on You Tube.




05/31/18 05:45 PM #3245    

 

David Mitchell

Tim,

I am having some memory problems. Maybe it was hand baskets that I tought were overrated. I'll check with my people and get back to you on this.


06/01/18 11:32 AM #3246    

 

Mark Schweickart

Jack,

Starting to worry about a pattern emerging with you. First you fell off your roof, now you are falling into a lake... What's that I hear?

"Rowff, rowff!"

"What is it Lassie, did uncle Jack fall into the well?"

"Rowff!"

"Oh no!"


06/02/18 01:45 PM #3247    

 

Mark Schweickart

Fellow victims. Last night I read a post that was from our often deluded friend Tim of the Great NorthWest asking me to look into the mysterious deletion of a Frank Ganley post. Then this morning I see that Tim's post of last night making that request too has been deleted. Hmmm? Then to confuse things further, I came across this portion of a Dragnet script mixed in with papers on my desk. I have no idea who wrote it, or what it means, but it seems related to Tim's paranoia.  Here it is:

                                                    DRAGNET

                                   Episode 10,384 -- June 2, 2018

                                    WHISTLER BLOWER BLUES
 

A car courses through a winding one-lane backwoods road. Inside, Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner, Officer Bill Gannon exchange laconic glances.
                                                     FRIDAY
These Washington woods are full the weirdest white-trash imaginable. Wind down the window and keep your nose peeled.
                                                   GANNON
Don’t you mean ”eyes peeled”, Joe?
                                                  FRIDAY
You ever smell a LaVelle? I tell you, you will definitely smell him before you see him.
Just then they both react to an ungodly odor, as a figure darts in front of the car and crashes into the undergrowth. The car swerves to a stop and Friday and Gannon jump out in pursuit.
                                                GANNON
Did you see that, he looks as if he’s got a gimp leg. Shouldn’t be hard to catch up with him.
                                                FRIDAY
And that smell is easy enough to follow, if I don’t gag to death.
                                               GANNON
Have a cigarette, Joe. It’ll help kill the smell, and besides I love the way it makes your voice rattle with that husky mellifluousness.  
This comment causes Friday to give Gannon a suspicious glance as they race along. As Friday jumps a log, he lights up in mid-stride.
                                              GANNON (CONT’D)
There he is! Cowering in that bougainvillea bush.
                                              FRIDAY
What a LaVelle! Doesn’t he know those things will cut you to pieces.
They both pull their guns. Friday exhales a smooth cloud.
                                              FRIDAY (CONT’D)
It’s over Brer Rabbit. Out of the briar patch.
LaVelle bursts out, then collapses in a pile a leaves. His eyes are inflamed as he shakes uncontrollably.
                                             LAVELLE
It wasn’t me, I tell you. Why would I delete a post. Even my own post, for crying out loud.
                                            FRIDAY
Save it for the judge. Game’s over.
They stand him up and lead him back to the car.
                                            LAVELLE
I tell you it was Albright. She pretends as if her name should be All Right, but I tell you she is just that -- All Bright. Bright enough to orchestrate a dark web of forum post disappearances. I'm just a whistle-blower here. Why are you looking at me like that? Do you think I would delete my own posts? It's Albright I tell you! It's Albright!
                                            FRIDAY
Better cuff him, Bill. We got a real conspiracy nutcase jabber mouth here.

CUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

 


06/02/18 02:06 PM #3248    

 

Frank Ganley

I hope the answers come out before that case comes to trial. Makes one wonder who the censor is or the thought police are. Was it a small poke at my boy pope frank, he calls me whenever he’s in town. I called him and read it to him to get a clearence from the vatican and he put his non- secular imprimater on it. We said a few prayers together then he gave me a benedicio dei and off we went our ways with a song in our hearts. 


06/02/18 02:55 PM #3249    

 

David Mitchell

Okay, I've had enough of this. I'm calling Homeland Security. This coincides with recent reports by residents of Wahington backwoods areas reporting "Bigfoot" sightings. 

Or was it "Bigmouth" sightings? Oh damn, I just can't seem to remember anything anymore?  

 

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Frank, I do hope you were able to offer some help with that nasty slice that has been plaguing Francis lately. There have been voices in the Curia (I won't say who) that are calling for Francis to cut back his playing time on the Senior PGA tour. In fact, I hear that they are planning to consruct "Pickle Ball" courts at Castel Gondolfo next year to entice him to spend more time at home.


06/02/18 03:36 PM #3250    

 

Frank Ganley

Pope frank as he like to called has had quite a bad slice but that can be attribued to his political stance of too far left. We had a long discussion on this and i was finally able to convince him to swing more out to the right and getting off his left side as he sets up to the ball. He said staying there keeps him more grounded. I told him that being grounded but there are two sides of the swing and that ii is imperative to trust that right side but fear not pope you left will come in but not enough to give him that visicious slice which no one enjoys . I also convinced the pope that all his hats that give him pope power has been draging him down . He said that since his seminary days and going through the tonsorial ceremony he has always worn a priestly chapeau. I gave him a red hat in keeping with papal colors with “maga” he asked the signicants of it and i told him it gives him more of a approachable presence. He asked what it stood for “make america Godly again”. He was thrilled with that 


06/02/18 03:52 PM #3251    

Timothy Lavelle

Mark,

Haven't laughed like that in awhile, excellent.

Frank, I think Mark is the Phil Silvers or Jack Benny to our Moe & Curly antics. He does thoughtful gags while we slap each other in the head!

Dave, Wahingtonians send their regards.


06/02/18 04:19 PM #3252    

 

Janie Albright (Blank)

Ok, Albright here! Now I’m curious. I didn’t even know I had delete capabilities! I need to check into this. Wow, such power! I’ll try to use it sparingly. Lol devil


06/02/18 07:39 PM #3253    

 

Michael McLeod

Reading "Goodbye, Columbus" in honor of Philip Roth, who died recently.

There is a place in the novella where one of the characters, a former OSU bb player now living in New York, plays a sentimental record about his college days and his graduation in 1956...and there is a place on the record where the record's narrator says "Goodbye, Columbus," Hence the title - and that's the only appearance of or connection to Columbus in the whole story, though I think it's meant to symbolize the middle-class family that the teller of the tale is drawn into, via a hot romance with - in the movie version - Ali McGraw.

I remember watching the movie in theater on the east side of Columbus whose name escapes me - nope, just remembered it, the Drexel - and when the record was played and the narrator said that line, everybody in the audience cheered.


06/02/18 07:42 PM #3254    

 

David Mitchell

Mark,

Perhaps the cleverest piece yet on this forum. But I still suspect you guys. Looks to me like you and Tim are in cahoots, working together on the sly to pull a fast one on the rest of us. I'm still not convinced otherwise.  

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Would the OSU baseball player in NYC be Galen Cisco? I think he graduated in '56 and pitched for the Yankees for a while - not that it's all that relevant to your topic.


06/03/18 11:20 AM #3255    

 

Michael McLeod

Hat. That's great Mark. Briar patch indeed. And I've got bouganvillea bushes in my back yard and have lost lord knows how many pints of blood trying to trim them. I swear to god those things are sentient. 


06/03/18 01:36 PM #3256    

 

David Mitchell

Larry,

HBD 2 U !

I'm a day late (and a dollar short) but hope your big day was worth all it's cracked up to be. 

 

 

 

(Yikes! We gottta stop having these - it's starting to get old. Or is it we who are getting old?)


06/03/18 01:54 PM #3257    

 

Joseph D. McCarthy

Dave in “Government” speak the term is “TMB’s”. 

“To Many Birthday’s”.    It happy TMB’s Larry!!!!!!!!!   


06/03/18 04:43 PM #3258    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

Last evening before Mass, we were talking with a friend who was lamenting the fact that he had been notified to report for jury duty this coming Monday. Bummer!

This is something that I suspect has happened to the majority, if not all, of us. Yes, I know this is supposed to be a civic responsibility and it should be a privilige and honor in our society to do so, but let's face it, it is something that no one (correct me if I am wrong) looks forward to doing. It is indentured service for which we are paid almost nothing yet are told we are the most important people in the courtroom which contains highly paid judges and lawyers.  Personally I have been summoned for this duty four times and selected to serve on two juries, all in Colorado. Three of those experiences were before I retired.

At least back when I lived in Ohio there were certain professions and individuals which automatically excused you from serving: physicians, priests, ministers, lawyers, persons with certain disabilities and a few others. Colorado has no such exemptions. All comers are eligible.

My first trial involved a young man accused of stealing several stereos out of automobiles including one from a Ft. Carson soldier. The jury selection process was, to say the least, interesting. One potential juror was so deaf that he had to constantly ask that questions be repeated. Yet the lawyers kept on wasting time (in my opinion) grilling him before finally excusing him. Another juror was excused when he told them that he, himself, had been accused of a similar crime. I tried my best to answer questions honestly but letting the attorneys know my very strong anti-crime views, the fact that I supported the local police and worked at Ft. Carson. Nonetheless, I was one of 12 chosen. This simple trial went on for three days, one and a half of which were spent in jury deliberation. It was obvious to 11 of us that the evidence was in favor of conviction but there was one holdout who seemed to confuse "beyond reasonable doubt" with "beyond a shadow of a doubt". We sent word to the judge that we were a hung jury. He replied "Keep deliberating". I finally played my "doctor card" and told this individual that I must often make life and death decisions based on much less evidence than we have here. He finally agreed and the man was found guilty. After the trial, the judge isolated and told our jury that our verdict was correct and that other evidence confirmed that but for some reason could not be presented.

The last time I was called was just about two years ago and I was retired. The game had changed in that now I was summoned for "combined court" duty, something which Colorado had recently started. The jury pool was open to Municipal, County and Traffic cases. There were approximatly 300 of us assembled that morning. However, only about four trials were to begin. Wow, I thought that the odds of not even being chosen for questioning were in my favor. Wrong!!! My number came up for the very first group. The interrogation process took up the entire rest of the day with a 1 1/2 hour break for lunch. In the afternoon one person was released quickly because the judge discovered he had heard nothing that was said during the entire morning becase he was deaf! (Remember, Colorado takes all comers!). The judge then asked the remaining potential jurors if anyone else had a significant problem that would make it difficult to go through a possible three day trial. One elderly gentleman (fortunately) across the courtroom from me raised his hand. "Yes, sir?" the judge asked. "I'm incontinent." replied the man. After a discussion the poor guy felt he could "hold it" for about 90 minutes between any recesses that would occur during a trial.

One of the statements the judge had made was that we must decide this case (a home burglary) based on the preponderance of evidence and each juror must feel comfortable with not making a decision based on less evidence. I had to admit to him that in my profession I seldom have the opportunity to decide cases and treatments with that much evidence available and that experience plays a major role.  The old "doctor card" again, but it's true. Regardless I was chosen to be seated for a second round of questioning, but later released by the defense attorney.

Anyway, I am sure there are many of you out there in Forumland with your own jury duty experiences and I, for one, would be interested in your sharing them.

Jim

 

 


06/04/18 02:23 AM #3259    

 

Janie Albright (Blank)

Jim, I was called only once and questioned but dismissed. As I recall it had to do with calculating a property value in a case of eminent domain where the power company put up a hideous tower on someone’s property. I’m not sure but I think I was rejected because we owned a nice property in a desirable area and they probably thought I’d want to give a high value. 

On another note, harking back to your story of spending time with the doctor in Appalachia, someone sent me this joke today.  It’s probably an old one but it made me laugh and reminded me of you. 

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor.
  
At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach ".
  
The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you're eating and see if that does the trick".
  
As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
  
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."
  
The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind I think I'll try that at the next house".
  
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said "I'm feeling terribly run down lately".
  
"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps".
  
As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?".
  
"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.

 

 

 


06/04/18 10:06 AM #3260    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

Janie,

Funny joke! It may be old but I had not yet heard it. Does that mean I am still young? surprise

Jim


06/04/18 10:30 AM #3261    

 

David Mitchell

I've got a pretty scary legal episode I'll share later, but first, and much more importantly, I think today is National Cheese Day, and I think we all need to pay our respects on this important day.

 



 


06/04/18 10:34 AM #3262    

 

David Mitchell

Damn, they left out Havarty!

You'd think they had more important stuff to worry about.


06/04/18 02:13 PM #3263    

 

James Hamilton, M. D.

Dave et. al.,

Although it may not be able to overshadow Big Block of Cheese Day, we are smack dab in the middle of National CPR and AED Awareness Week, established by Congress in 2007 to be recognized 1-7 June each year.

Since 70% of cardiac arrests occur around the home and we are all in that "at risk" age group, as are many of the people with whom we associate, it would be a good idea to know this basic life saving technique.

Therefore, I highly recommend taking this training through a local American Heart Association source if you have not yet done so. It is easy to learn and some courses employ the "hands only" method (no mouth-to-mouth" breaths which are no longer mandatory for lay rescuers). These courses also teach the use of an AED, which you have probably seen in airports, stores, gyms, stadia, restaurants and many other places.

So, before someone you know eats too many blocks of cheese and then goes out and mows the lawn, be sure you are trained to deal with any possible consequences.❤️

Jim

06/05/18 07:08 AM #3264    

 

Fred Clem

52 Years ago today, June 5, 1966, we sat in a crowded sweltering hot gym garbed in maroon and gold. It was the culmination of a four year journey where we made many new acquaintances.  This forum has rekindled many of those relationships. 

Happy Anniversary to All!

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06/06/18 02:07 PM #3265    

Timothy Lavelle

Doctor, doctor,

Mr. M.D.,

Can you tell me...

My Alabama friend is complaining that his local shaman has diagnosed him with a malady of the oldest known profession. In his words, "Everyone here in Bama knows that only prostatutes can get prostatitis! ". You have to forgive his spelling but Jim, what is prostatitis and should we worry that we can get it over the phone from an old friend? 

Sleepless near Seattle.


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