David Mitchell
From the Department of Absolutely Nothing to do With Anything:
I heard a funny a few days ago at my monthly Vietnam Veterans lunch. We always ask any guys who come for the first time to stand up, intoduce themselves, and give us a quick bit of their background. This new guy next to me stands up, gives his name and what he did in Vietnam and when and where he served there. Then just a bit of personal background.
He says,"I managed the Playbody Club in New Orleans for Hugh Hefner for two years, but I had to quit for health reasons. My wife threatened to kill me."
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And one more useless item that I just feel like sharing with the entire planet.
Since my reunion about 4+ years ago, we have all raised our interest in finding more of our unit - a very close bunch once upon a time. I have had one particular guy that is quite special to me and lost touch with him about 35 years ago. Been searching actively again for about 9 years with no luck. I even went to his old Highway Patrol office in Medford Oregon to trace him (while visiting my son in the "Kingdom of Portlandia"). They knew him but were not allowed to give out his personal information - damn! I had even begun to think he might be gone from us.
Meanwhile, I think I mentioned that I had found this young guy at my retreat who helped me find my "Observer" Clint Hunt, in Kentucky after 49 years. But this other guy was a pilot who shared a wild and crazy harrowing 10 minutes with me and I'd give anything to find him. My young friend gave me a lead that turned out to be this guy's brother and sister in-law in Bend, Oregon. I spoke with them twice and they seemed reluctant, but took my information to pass on. They said "You've told us enough about Bob that we are sure you are legit."
Two nights ago, I was walking into a McDonalds, and my cell phone rang. I grabbed it and it showed Bend, Oregon as the source. It was Bob!
I just about went nuts in the McDonalds! I was laughing hysterically at first, and then started crying in front of a bunch of strangers in McDonalds. Walked outside for the duration of the call.
Wow! Some days are diamonds!
I'm going to share our "moment" in a story sometime in the future. And I promise, It'll be a "safe" story for this audience. Crazy, but safe for you Forum readers.
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